Having spent most of the night trying to catch some sleep, I gave up on the idea and decided to experiment with my favorite, all-purpose, universe-conquering software – Microsoft Excel 2007.
I had absolutely no clue I shall come up with the following:
Disclaimer: These are the works of a tired, hungry, sleep-deprived mind which shall not tolerate critical comments of any kind 
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Shit. Muzz learn excel.
God-level Uss. Excel-lent art.